Video reblogged from The Daily What with 453 notes
Sh*t Slavoj Žižek Says of the Day: Slavoj Žižek has a hate-hate relationship with tulips.
Transcript:
My relationship towards tulips is inherently Lynchian. I think they are disgusting. Just imagine. Aren’t these some kind of, how do you call it, vagina dentata, dental vaginas threatening to swallow you? I think that flowers are something inherently disgusting. I mean, are people aware what a horrible thing these flowers are? I mean, basically it’s an open invitation to all insects and bees, “Come and screw me,” you know? I think that flowers should be forbidden to children.
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Source: thedailywhat
Y’know, he actually has a point.
flowers are deeesgusting.
SLAVOJ POLLINATION IS A WIN-WIN FLOWERS GET POLLINATED INSECTS GET FOOD NO ONE’S PENIS GETS BITTEN OFF WHY ARE YOU...
Those slutty flowers! Premarital pollination is a sin!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I once saw Žižek give a lecture, and it was exactly like this.
I love this man so much.